Friday, October 23, 2009

Lavish garage for the ultra rich!

That's one garage we wouldn't mind living in.. : )

Can you by any chance make out that the room you are fantasizing right now is actually a garage? Holger Shubert from los angeles won the existing garage category award in a competition called "Design Driven" Maserati's search for the finest Architectural Garages. This beautiful garage was designed by him with two main objectives in mind:"to create a pure and restrained minimalist environment that allows one to focus on the car as a piece of Art and to create the ultimate experience for the driver to arrive at home."

Unlike most garages this one is situated on the top floor overlooking the western part of L.A. The complete space provides a designated spot for the car and a large open area for a couch, a slide away LCD tv, a built in book shelve in front of a large storage room, as well as a small kitchen, a bathroom and a library.

Can you say baller status???? Damn i wish i had a garage like that for the whip! FML!!!! LOL!!!! All good try to do your best with what you have in front of you. I have a project coming up real i try to design my actual garage into a beautiful masterpiece! All it takes is creativity and time. For now enjoy what you have..think about it..some people dont even have a place to call home.
-Jon B.

Thursday, October 22, 2009



to join a growing movement in support of someone or something, often in an opportunist way, when that movement is seen to have become successful.

So why do alot of these young cats jump on the jDm bandwagon? The world may never know! But let me tell you this my friends..i say "FUCK IT" let em all jump on the damn bus for all i care! Why should i care? Obviously i guess i do.. enough to write a fucking blogg about it lol!!!! FUCK MY LIFE!!!! You know what i feel like doing right now? I FEEL like smoking massive POT and doin like 10 LINES of coke!!!! HA HA HA just kidding..i was just trying to get your attention kids! But seriously though..this whole jdm crap is getting out of control man! What happened to the good old simple days of clean whips? Now it seems like kids are doing waaaaaay too much on their vehicles! Oh well more power to you guys. I PREFER my whips more on the clean and simple enjoy my collection of whips above..peace!!!!

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Today is my maf*ckin birfday..

630 am..I was supposed to wake up at 615 but I decided to snooze for a bit and ended up waking up late ass fuck! But I still made it on time. As I walk into work tired as fuck..I think to myself.."Damn I'm 29 today!" Anyways fast forward to about the fam bam and I decide to go hit up TACOS EL GORDO in temecula..I haven't been there before and I gotta tell you..that shit was pretty damn delicious! So if ya haven't had the chance to eat there are you waiting for? I suggest for you guys to go eat at TACOS EL GORDO! I gotta give this place a 9 out of 10! I mean I've been to tijuana more than a few times in my life and the tacos there are the best in the world! Like a nice pair of tits on a cold winter night! TACOS EL GORDO is right up that alley kids! It just doesn't have that great gasoline smell in the air like tijauna..but it will do! I love the fresh smell of gasoline in the morning! So over all I had a pretty relaxing, nice birthday! Now I'm a simple man..and I don't really ask for much. As long as I have my family with me and some good ass tacos on my plate..I'm good to go!

Jon b.

Monday, October 5, 2009


Sup mafuckaz? Once again im back bloggin this shit up! Just got outta work..I mean (the slave ship) fuck work..i wish i didnt have to..i think everbody who is reading this agrees with me right? Well anyways have u guys seen that commercial about that new show with Steven Segul? How he's like a fucken sherif..lmfao!!!! That shit looks interesting..i thought he was workin as a pit boss at morango casino!!!! ha ha!!!! Turn the lights down bitch..don't look at my face..oh sorry old memories..anyways if Steven Segul and Chuck Norris happen to cross each other's paths in an alley..who do you think will win in a street fight???? I personally think good old Chuck would beat that ass!!!! That man is unstoppable! He would fuck up a bear! SORRY Steve you dont have a chance man..but im still kinda interested in watching your new show. I have one advice for everbody..dont fuck with CHUCK NORRIS..cuz yes..Chuck Norris can kick your ass!!!! Im outta this bitch..peace!!!!
Jon B.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Back In The Days, I'm Not A Kid Anymore, But Sometimes..

Ya boy Sean in the building. For those of you that don't know, I have and always will be a Honda fanatic. There are alot of ways to go when building one of these things, but I prefer the clean and simple route..

I just wanted to refresh some of y'all to the things that inspired me, (and still do!) in the Honda scene back in the day. I see the trends in 2009 nowadays which remind me alot of our scene in the year 2000, when rice was on it's way out, but Jdm was not quite here yet. Yes, like the brown still on your toilet paper no matter how many times you wipe, rice in this scene is here to stay. For example, back in 2000, it was all about the new, "clean" body kit, like Wings West and C-Westin, these were a refreshing change from the radical Black Widow and Street Fyghter kits that plagued our scene throughout the 90's, yet it was not until the new era in Honda building that we would finally know what "clean" really meant.

And then came that clean era, in 2001 thanks in part to mags like Super Street and T'MR. More and more builds set the bar for simplicity, naturally aspirated performance, and these small 15" rare Jdm wheels which would have gotten you clowned on a few years earlier.

Below: No, they aren't the Backstreet Boys.. But as trendy as a boy band in 1999, can you spot these cookie cutter trends?? Slanted stickers on windshield, mad-tyte jdm relocated plates, red Rota wheels, a Wakaba sticker, fake plastic lips- (certainly not the good kind you eat on Halloween) and the dreaded "Jdm pose".. Hey I thought Eddie Hahm killed that in '02?

And now... Check your toilet paper kiddo's, it's baaaaack! Yes, much like the year 2000, trends and cookie-cutter builds are everywhere. Those Wings West and C-Westin kits have been replaced with Airwalker, BYS and White Crow. Those little 15" wheels are gettin you clowned on once again, as more and more people are making the jump to 17" wheels. Stickers all over your rides are back, and that horrid blueish glow illuminating from your headlights have been replaced by an even more hideous yellow glow. I shudder to think what the next next trends in this scene will be.

But, maybe, just maybe, perhaps a new dawn will emerge for 2010, as we approach the next decade, much like the awakening occured in 1999 as we headed into the year 2000.. Could it be the next frontier? We can only hope. -SK

I'm Happy For You, And Imma Let You Finish, But..

Yaaa boy! Sean in the building, you hear my footsteps outside, I'm coming..
So right off the bat, I'm so fed up with Kayne West (misspelled on purpose). This guy just needs to call up "Fiddy" and ask him where the hell is a good place to hide these days... The latest is that Kayne was backstage and threw a fit over not being offered chicken while on tour...
Is anyone else with me when I say there should be an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option on Mapquest?
If you are into scary movies, check out Paranormal Activity at your theater, IF they offer it. Quite possibly the most horrific film of our time..
I was watching "Cheaters" last night. Ever wonder what would happen if you hired two private investigators to follow each other around all day?
That's all for me, I'm happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but I had one of the best blogs of all time today. -SK

Saturday, October 3, 2009

"2012" for reals? fuck my life..

Its everywhere! Everytime I turn my god damn tv on..boom! Some dude with a funny looking mustache is talking about how the world is going to our very existence as human beings (assholes) is almost up! Time is of the essence people! Get your head out of your ass!!!! Trust me I do have a weird feeling about waking up one morning..especially on my day off,as I'm pouring my milk into my honey bunches of oats..a big fucken massive quake erupts and fucks my day up totally!!!! I'm not really too worried about myself..but I worry about all the kids and women! Especially because I'm going to be a father real soon..but I guess you can't control everything! Anyways..let me leave you with one question.."Do you think the world is going to end in 2012?" Well if it does..I'll be ready..with a marlboro red lit up and a blank expression on my face like "fuck my life!"

Jon B.

Y'all Better Bundle Up!!

Yup! It's your boy Sean. You already know.. Yes boy and girls, the Fall season is upon us and you can feel that crisp chill in the air, I looove it! Hopefully this will bring some change to the tired, "I tried to look like a jackass today in my skinny jeans, too tight t-shirt and crappy over-accessorized belt buckle" look. I don't know about you, but I think these "children" are starting to look like wallpaper at the movie theater, Starbucks, Pac-Sun and wherever the hell else their moms drop them off at..

Lets bring the freshness back, shall we? In my cd player right now, plain and simple, HOV. It's just that easy, he truly is the greatest to ever do it. Until the next time I layeth the Smackdown on a blog near you, it's been fun. Like I said, you already know, just look for the initials. -SK

Friday, October 2, 2009

come on knock on my door..

I love that show "three's company"! My ceiling fan is on high,plus the a.c. is on yessss I love the fucken cold! My eyes are starting to close..getting very sleepy..time to go to a far away land! Time to go to my dreams..time to put my damn carmex on because my lips get chapped from the ceiling fan! Lol! Well til then sweet dreams everyone! See you in my dreams..ughhhh!!!!
Jon B.

soup or salad?

Hi..its me jon again..posting a new blog because I'm on tha shitter! Lmfao! Who doesn't text or blog while droppin tha kids off at tha pool? Anyways I have one simple question..are you guys ready? When you guys and ladies go to a you order a soup or a salad? Come on guys let me know..
Jon B.

im on my j-o-..bullshittin hopeing that tha day go slow..

Well..finally my work day is over..another slow day..time to sit back relax and watch criminal minds. I recently just started watching that show and I gotta say its pretty damn interesting! Well anyways welcome to "whips and decor" a blog site about anything and everything that has to do with clean jdm whips,home decor,music,fashion,tattoos,
Recipes,hot spot eatery's,movie talk,life lessons,and basically the urban lifestyle. So that's the kinda shit your into..then welcome my friends..
Jon B.